If you`re getting so big, You eat like a pig,
And getting to be quite obese,
Don`t worry about what you eat,
Just diet until you can see you`re feet.
There`s crunchies and picnics,
There`s jap desert squares,
All making you fatter,
Who the chuff cares.
I tried that weightwatchers,
All to no avail,
Made me feel giddy
Folk said , I looked pale.
The stairs get harder to climb,
I`ll move a bit slower,Just take me time.
Take aways, I love em to bits,
I look like a woman with big hanging tits.
There`s hope for us fatties,
Give up the chips,
Push youself harder,
You`ll have smaller hips.
Diets are boring , Never give up,
Cut down the ale, You love a good sup,
Some fruit is fattening, Steak puddings too,
Do it for others, The least you can do.
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